Bloody Jim looked up from his glass, and turned on his barstool. He saw, extended upright, not six inches from his face, a bony finger. It was a middle finger, a gnarled finger. A few wiry hairs grew between the finger's knuckles. It was crowned with a cracked, dirty fingernail that did not speak well of its owner's personal hygiene.

Behind the finger beneath a battered hat-brim, scowled the flushed face of a drunken prospector. His teeth were like tombstones in an abandoned graveyard protruding from swollen gums in a grimacing maw, amidst tobacco and snot-stained whiskers. The overhung brow, raw pork sausage nose, and blood-shot eyes clouded with rage and rotgut completed a portrait of pure belligerence.

A hush fell on the Saloon.

A flashing arc of steel-- a metallic ching! reverberated in the silence.

The offending finger spun end-over-end, flesh, tendon and bone neatly severed at the gnarled knuckle. Small globules of blood hung suspended in the air before beginning a graceful descent toward the sawdust-covered floor.

The aggressor's expression changed from unbridled rage to bemused curiosity. He stood frozen in time like a daguerreotype. After an impossibly long moment, the finger clattered to the wooden floor.

The silver blade had vanished from sight. Bloody Jim took a casual draw on his twisted cheroot. He blew a smoke ring that encircled the prospector's nose and spread across his pallid face.

"Fuck you too," said Bloody Jim.

The miner's eyes rolled back in his head, and he keeled over.

The piano player struck up a popular honky-tonk tune, and the usual raucous background noise of the Gilded Lily Hotel and Drinking Establishment resumed.

Bloody Jim turned back to the bar, downed his glass of rotgut, and poured himself another from the half-empty bottle.

A couple of cowboys jostled the unconcious prospector through the swinging doors.

"Hey Mister…I really admire the way you handled that ornery old bum.…"

Bloody Jim turned his head and saw what appeared to be two loaves of yeasty bread dough rising, not from a baking pan, but rather from the bodice of a sparkly green dress. He lifted his gaze and looked into gray-green eyes, heavy with mascara. Her auburn hair and carmine lips curved in a slightly lopsided smile. For a moment the color of those eyes reminded him of the deep-watered Susquehanna.

"Thanks," he said.

She raised a penciled brow.

Bloody Jim signaled the bartender. "Barman! A glass for the lady!"

The sullen barkeep slid a glass in front of her as she settled onto the stool next to Bloody Jim. Compared to the ordinary strumpet one found in this sort of prairy purgatory, Miss Fifi was the very embodiment of feminine charms.

"The guys around here call me 'Boom-Boom' but my real name is Fifi, Fifi La Rue"

"How do you do Miss La Rue," said Bloody Jim, "my name is...Frank."

"Frank...," Fifi paused as if savoring the sound of it, "I like that name"

"Yeah, it's a heluva name alright." Bloody Jim replied. He poured her a shot of rotgut. "Cheers," he offered. They raised their glasses and tossed off the drinks.(The Gilded Lily's house liquor was not the "sipping" kind.)

"So," Miss Fifi set down her glass and Bloody Jim refilled both. "What brings you to Gray Gulch Frank?"

A bone-weary sense of self-loathing he thought, but opted for a less candid reply. "Gold." He gave his glass a twirl, watching the rotgut spin as though it were going down a Philadelphia bathtub drain.

Follow, dear reader, the trails of the Great Plains toward their desolate northern regions until at last, only one lonely trail remains. It is rocky, meandering through the badlands, fainter and fainter, until it finally reaches the desolate mining camp of Gray Gulch. There it dies in a whisper among limestone outcroppings, strange shapes carved by runoff from the darkly foreboding hills beyond. Among the gullies and washes of the foothills, miners scratch out a meager living. They pan the stream-riven landscape for the pinch of gold dust that will buy them some rotgut, some beans, some buckwheat, and maybe a night of carousing and gambling at the Gilded Lily. The trickle of gold comes from somewhere up in the mountains -- and yes, there are rumors of "the motherlode", a rich vein of the precious metal, but those bold enough to venture into the those menacing hills never return. Even the Sioux, in their nomadic wanderings, skirt the shadowed range in superstitious dread.

The men were almost uniformly coarse and unwashed. Drunkenness, violence, and debauchery were the chief pursuits of the town. Its rutted street and rude buildings remained in a permanent state of disrepair. The smell of burnt sulfur (one of the unfortunate consequences of the process used to separate gold from its local ore) in combination with muddy streets rife with the ubiquitous waste of horses, people , and dogs, lent Gray Gulch a uniquely unpleasant odor. Desolate wilderness and industrial wasteland, the two most oppressive settings for human habitation, were combined in Gray Gulch, whose acrid environs were therefore unremittingly harsh. For an ordinary person it would have been stressful enough, but for a man whose every nerve vibrated in response to finely attuned senses honed to a knife's edge it was pure agony. Left in a state of constant hypervigilance, assailed by sights, sounds, and especially smells, assailed by the burning of rotgut whiskey on a sensative palate, and the burning of a gun in his hand, to a man of this sort, it was hell.

Bloody Jim's nostrils flared as a waft of air drifted in from the street. He lifted his glass and tossed off another slug of rotgut. As his sinuses filled with alcohol fumes, he appraised Miss Fifi. He knew that appearances can be deceiving. Her remarkably ample bosom distracted him. It was easy to understand why the miners called her Boom-Boom. But in the flickering kerosine lamps he percieved a hint of something more. However, he decided to address her most prominent feature.

"I must say,…Miss La Rue,…that is quite a splendid 'rack', if you will pardon the expression." He flashed his perfect, white teeth in a beguiling smile.

"Why thank you Frank," her painted lips curved upward in turn, "You are such a charming man," she said, with perhaps a hint of irony. "I guess that must be how I got my nickname."

"One would imagine so…" said Bloody Jim.

The piano player struck up a popular two-step. Several of the Gilded Lily's girls were twirling on the dance floor with clumsy drunken miners. Bloody Jim hoped Miss Fifi wouldn't ask him to dance.

"I'm originally from Baltimore," she said, accepting his offer of a cheroot. She lifted her gaze as he held a match for her. Their eyes met for a searching moment, then she exhaled a cloud of obscuring blue smoke. "But I grew up in Missouri... I hate Missouri..."

"Here, let me freshen that up for you." Bloody Jim filled her empty glass.

"Thanks Frank"

"My pleasure."

"Hey Boom-Boom! How's about a dance?" A tall, ungainly yokel tugged at Miss Fifi's arm, shapeless wide-brimmed felt hat pressed down on his ears. Dungaree coveralls hung from scrawny shoulders.

"Later Jeff, I'm talking to this gentleman right now."

"Fergit fancyboy Boom-Boom…Let's dance!" His tugging became more insistent.

"I said later Honey."

"Aw, c'mon…"

"Jeff…" said Bloody Jim, "The lady said later."

"Who the fuck are you anyway? I ain't never seen you before." Jeff leaned forward, peering from under his floppy hat brim. "Maybe you'd like your fancyboy ass kicked out in the street Mister…"

"Jeff, Hon…" Miss Fifi pulled her arm free. "Tell Earl to pour you a drink-- on me. We'll dance in a bit. Okay? Earl!!…Pour Jeff a drink wouldja?"

The big bald barkeeper put a glass on the other end of the bar, and poured Jeff a drink.

Jeff glanced down the bar. Looked back at Bloody Jim. Finally his thirst got the best of him. "Fancyboy..." He muttered, and took a seat at the end of the bar.

"He ain't a bad sort really." Said Miss Fifi.

Bloody Jim said nothing. He had no particular desire to kill Jeff; in fact, he was a man who'd long grown weary of violence.

"Earl has a metal plate in his head," said Miss Fifi, changing the subject. "From the war."

Bloody Jim eyed the barkeep speculatively. Earl was turned away, wiping glasses. Jim could see a long, jagged scar like a down-turned horseshoe that ran white across the back of his scalp.

"See the little blonde over there? The one in the red kimono?…That's my girlfriend Mona. She's the one all the girls go to whenever they have a problem."

"Why's that?" Asked Bloody Jim. He watched Mona dancing with a drunken miner who towered head and shoulders over her. What she lacked in the vertical axis, she made up for in the horizontal plane. She was, in the parlance of the times, "built", albeit not quite achieving the cantaleverage of Miss Fifi. She appeared to be enjoying herself.

"I dunno…" Said Miss Fifi.

"Don't know what?" Asked Bloody Jim absently.

"Nevermind", Miss Fifi helped herself to another drink. "Y'know Frank… didja ever wonder what the fuck we're all doing in a place like this."

"A place like what?" He paused, about to relight his cheroot.

"This…" She made a sweeping gesture.

"Good question Miss La Rue," he allowed, "that's a damned good question."